Alexis & Topanga
We live in a large, fashionable city that has fancy parties and lots of scandelous events. We decided that these events are so scandelous that we should report them to the rest of the world. After each weekend, which are all bound to include lots of drunken moments, we will update. All of the people mentioned will remain anonymous.
So, to bring you up to date, we will start off with A. After ending her serious relationship with C, she has become (to put it lightly)promiscuous. She has reportedly hooked up with two guys in one night after polishing off a twenty-sixer. Her ex,C, obviously noticed this change in the girl he loved and moved on to greater skankier pastures referring to the msn slut. He was spotted a few nights ago leaving the home of two of A's closest friends, L & K, after a night of excessive drinking. Speaking of L, she returned home this weekend only to get drunk and kiss an old fling of her's, smack dab in the middle of a party. Also at this party, L's friend T, participated in a little harmless flirting with M, forgetting about her boyfriend for a while. Meanwhile K was having a little fun of her own in her hometown. After being spurred on by the excitment of seeing her old friends again, she consumed a little too much Sour Puss and hooked up with a guy who will remain nameless.
Presently H is suffering from what seems like his eight-hundredth heartbreak, and not suprisingly is on the rebound. He has hinted that he intends to pursue K, and after a weekend of partying, who knows what will happen.
Finally, L has slipped back into her bitter ways after being dumped AGAIN by her old ex, P. The shallow bitch that she is, we can only assume the most pretty boys will get a shot.
Until next week,
The Grapevine Girls.
